Microsoft Store Employees Crank Up The Douche

This reminds me of grade 6 when my choir teacher thought it would be “cool” to put a rap together in front of our parents.  I chose to be sick the day of performance.  Unfortunately I wasn’t sick for our rendition of the Rembrandts Friends Theme.  I still feel sick to this day.

Anyway, could you imagine working at Microsoft and having to choriograph this crap?  I’m still trying to figure out how the Manager bribed employees making $10/hr to line dance in a public place.

Next step, pissing themselves in the Apple store.